Generally speaking, I give opinions and news on movies, technology, and funny things that deserve my sarcastic commentary, but this time I’m getting down with my “Dear Abbey” side and dishing out some advice for you 18-30 year old people looking to settle down and get hitched! To prevent an ensuing flame-war and hate mail, I am being sensitive and mostly serious, but I’m sure even you most serious people out there can at the very least smile and relate to one of the things I touch upon… Read More
Wordpress == Chuck Norris, Movable Type == Nancy Kerrigan
January 29, 2008 – 5:30 pm
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I’ve been using Wordpress for years now and I’ll be the first to admit it’s by no means perfect, but when it comes to the blogging platforms–it’s second to none. Specifically, I’m going to outline a few reasons why it’s better than it’s newly open sourced corporate competitor, Movable Type. Now that’s not to say that Movable Type doesn’t have it’s place and totally suckz deez nutz, but unless you’re a corporate lacky and have no idea what you’re doing… then yea, Wordpress is going to be your propaganda pushing machine. Read More
The Greenest Most Eco Friendly Blog EVAR
January 28, 2008 – 3:17 pm
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You can tack this reason on to the already long list of reasons for why you should read this blog on a daily basis: we’re ****ing green and eco-friendly on top of this already being a low-fat design that’s easy to read and fun for the kids! It seems that being green/eco-friendly is now the new cool hip marketing buzz word that everyone wants to slap onto just about everything no matter what it is. This further confirms one of my first and foremost important themes in marketing, and that is that marketers are liars, and propogandists, and they’ll do anything it takes to sell! With that being said, I hath decided to make every blog post from here on out an energy-saving efficient green blog post. Read More
Timmers Tidbits seeking experienced 1337 individual
January 25, 2008 – 6:37 pm
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I remember reading through hundreds of different job requirements and job postings all over the net back a year ago this time when I was still trying to find a job. Some were very vague, some were quite short, and some were very specific and detailed. By detailed of course I mean, intimidating. By that I mean, totally ****ing impossible to qualify.
With that, I have decided to post my own personal job posting for Timmers Tidbits incorporated (formerly known as timmyblog.com) for my very first historical hire (unless you count that time in 2005 when Brandon posted to my blog, which hath since been deleted) If you meet the following requirements, please inquire within. (click read more stupid) Read More
Conjugal Harmony - Dating ladies doing hard time
January 25, 2008 – 6:01 pm
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A friend sent me this link for a site where you can date chicks who are doing time. He sent it at the end of a very lackluster word day, and I was going to post my first job posting here on the main page, but decided this would take precedence for the days daily mcblogster. Besides, some of these ladies aren’t that bad. A snippet from the FAQ:
Is this legal?
You bet it is!
Where do I sign up? Damn! The register link takes takes you to Medical Adoptions… I was going to use the screen name timmerstidbits with my patented avatar if they let me 
Custom personalized home screen icon for iPhone and iPod touch
January 24, 2008 – 12:54 pm
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With the most recent update of the iPhone to version 1.1.3 came the ability to customize your icons for your home screen. You are now able to add bookmarks or weblinks to the homescreen as well as add multiple pages of content. The only thing that sucked about adding your favorite sites to your home screen (namely my blog, Bank of America, and Assault T-Shirts) was that the icon was a crappy looking screenshot of the current screen. Thanks to some reading on the iPhone dev site and on a few others sites, I figured out how to get the smoothest custom rounded glowing icon in just a few easy steps…
Liberal News source “We Are Survival Machines” associates itself with Ann Coulter?
January 23, 2008 – 4:10 pm
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From the inter webs:
Nothing like using the syndicated Google ads only to get you some extreme right wing lunatic who wants Duncan Hunter to be President on your front page selling her ridiculous books. Link: We Are Survival Machines.
Heath Ledger Found Dead in NYC in a Drug Related Death
January 22, 2008 – 5:06 pm
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Friend of a friend works at CNN and it looks like this is still developing… strange to think I was standing by him as an extra this summer in The Dark Knight. Total drag, cause it looked like he was enjoying himself and he was doing phenominal work…
Here’s the write-up I could grab from CNN:
Heath Ledger was found dead Tuesday at a downtown Manhattan residence in a possible drug-related death, police said. He was 28. NYPD spokesman Paul Browne said Ledger had an appointment for a massage at the Manhattan apartment believed to be his home. The housekeeper who went to let Ledger know the masseuse was there found him dead at 3:26 p.m. The Australian-born actor was an Oscar nominee for his role in “Brokeback Mountain” and has numerous other screen credits.
More updates below… Read More
Cloverfield Monster Dead Pictures @ 1-18-08.com
January 22, 2008 – 12:41 pm
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While doing the normal reading I do everyday at work I decided to stop by the Cloverfield viral website 1-18-08.com and there were two photos on there that I didn’t recognize.
The first one being the man in the boat with a bunch of blood around him. Looks like a big time Photoshop job to me, but still looks kinda cool. The other photo seems to be the gory remains of Clover, the Cloverfield Monster. Or is it something else? Kinda hard to see if there’s any identifiable features in the remains, but a cool photo nonetheless. I tried shaking the photos to see if there was anything on the back and unfortunately they were both blank unlike the picture with the chef. Read More
