I’ve been using Wordpress for years now and I’ll be the first to admit it’s by no means perfect, but when it comes to the blogging platforms–it’s second to none. Specifically, I’m going to outline a few reasons why it’s better than it’s newly open sourced corporate competitor, Movable Type. Now that’s not to say that Movable Type doesn’t have it’s place and totally suckz deez nutz, but unless you’re a corporate lacky and have no idea what you’re doing… then yea, Wordpress is going to be your propaganda pushing machine. Read More
Timmers Tidbits seeking experienced 1337 individual
I remember reading through hundreds of different job requirements and job postings all over the net back a year ago this time when I was still trying to find a job. Some were very vague, some were quite short, and some were very specific and detailed. By detailed of course I mean, intimidating. By that I mean, totally ****ing impossible to qualify.
With that, I have decided to post my own personal job posting for Timmers Tidbits incorporated (formerly known as timmyblog.com) for my very first historical hire (unless you count that time in 2005 when Brandon posted to my blog, which hath since been deleted) If you meet the following requirements, please inquire within. (click read more stupid) Read More
Conjugal Harmony - Dating ladies doing hard time
A friend sent me this link for a site where you can date chicks who are doing time. He sent it at the end of a very lackluster word day, and I was going to post my first job posting here on the main page, but decided this would take precedence for the days daily mcblogster. Besides, some of these ladies aren’t that bad. A snippet from the FAQ:
Is this legal?
You bet it is!
Where do I sign up? Damn! The register link takes takes you to Medical Adoptions… I was going to use the screen name timmerstidbits with my patented avatar if they let me ![]()
Custom personalized home screen icon for iPhone and iPod touch
With the most recent update of the iPhone to version 1.1.3 came the ability to customize your icons for your home screen. You are now able to add bookmarks or weblinks to the homescreen as well as add multiple pages of content. The only thing that sucked about adding your favorite sites to your home screen (namely my blog, Bank of America, and Assault T-Shirts) was that the icon was a crappy looking screenshot of the current screen. Thanks to some reading on the iPhone dev site and on a few others sites, I figured out how to get the smoothest custom rounded glowing icon in just a few easy steps…
Image maps in Coda
I recently splurged and bought my first piece of editing software since I jumped onto the Dreamweaver bandwagon about four years ago. After getting sick and tired of Dreamweaver crashing during direct remote file editing, I decided it was time for something that was a little more streamlined and a bit more stable, enter Coda. Coda seemed like it finally had everything I wanted: terminal, preview, code hints, color coordinated code, but despite that I’ve run into a few speed bumps that I hope get addressed in the next version… Read More


